There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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