I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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