we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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