Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Randomize
