I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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