i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
cat food counts as protein by the way
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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