i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Come back. Shots need mouths.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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