a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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