I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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