i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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