I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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