So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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