im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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