I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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