Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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