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He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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