is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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