I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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