This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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