Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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