i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Let's get the cat blown out
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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