I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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