We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
