dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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