My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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