ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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