But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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