i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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