I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
did i just pee glitter
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
