I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I think my moral compass just broke
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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