break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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