it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
should my penis look like a turkey
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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