Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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