she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I don't think brook has ever known best
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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