Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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