i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
the room spins SO much faster in panama
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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