Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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