Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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