So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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