Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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