The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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