Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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