i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Randomize
