Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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