I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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