do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
