covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I need water and some morals
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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