so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I got inside last night via doggy door
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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