Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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