I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
