i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
How drunk are you?
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