What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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