VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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