We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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