He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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